unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: emoij)

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dutchster:

meowkait:

television show idea;

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

while his parents and the other person are sitting in front of him

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Lucy Hale & Joel Crouse watching basketball game between the Memphis Grizzlies and the Los Angeles Lakers at Staples Center | April 13th

(Source: sweetlittlehale)

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Lucy Hale & Joel Crouse watching basketball game between the Memphis Grizzlies and the Los Angeles Lakers at Staples Center | April 13th

(Source: sweetlittlehale)

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shesfiction:

fashiontaketwo:

Zoe Kravitz at Chanel Pre-Fall

i am so attracted to this girl i want to die

shesfiction:

fashiontaketwo:

Zoe Kravitz at Chanel Pre-Fall

i am so attracted to this girl i want to die

(Source: chanel-news.chanel.com)

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rhubabe:

so my mom had this cyst on her ovary her freshman year of college so she got surgery to get it removed and after they removed it thERE WAS LIKE TEETH AND HAIR AND MISCELLANEOUS BONES IN IT AND THEY TOLD HER SHE ABSORBED HER TWIN IN THE WOMB and that’s why i’m scared of my mom

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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